{"product_id":"lipbalmus-swatus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Lipbalmus Swatus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 86 (the page that rolled under the couch)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eLipbalmus Swatus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (one swat, no aim needed)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe second you put it down\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 small round lip balm, 1 couch with a mysterious dark underneath, 1 winking pink cat\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall. Round. Rolling. You set your lip balm on the edge of the couch for just one second, and a tiny pink wizard gave you a cheeky wink, wound up her paw and sent it flying with a perfect \u003cstrong\u003ebap\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnder the couch it goes, to the land of lost hair ties, single socks and that one pen. It lives there now. It has a new life, new friends and a lot of dust. She waves goodbye with a happy \u003cstrong\u003emrrp\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003cstrong\u003eBYE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e buying lip balm in packs of twelve, peeking under the couch with a flashlight, and the haunting knowledge of what lives down there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/lipbalmus-swatus\"\u003eLipbalmus Swatus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896496423111,"sku":"26860138455320643698","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896496455879,"sku":"14618015649553353412","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896496488647,"sku":"23386620755407623859","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896496521415,"sku":"12132650115143216318","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896496554183,"sku":"46955149624321453830","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896496586951,"sku":"83452675638557656475","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/lipbalmus-swatus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792192916","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/lipbalmus-swatus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}