{"product_id":"litterus-zoomus-exitus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Litterus Zoomus Exitus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 25 (the page that ran away)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eLitterus Zoomus Exitus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy, the panic is built in)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eZero seconds, she is already gone\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 freshly used litter box, 4 turbo paws, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 looking back\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe deed is done. A tiny blue wizard in an orange hat bursts out of the litter box at full speed, a big dust cloud behind her, ears back, sparkly eyes wide, zooming across the house like something is chasing her, with a victorious little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLitterus Zoomus Exitus\u003c\/strong\u003e is a speed spell, cast many times a day. Nobody knows why it happens. The cat doesn't know either. It is simply the law: once you leave the box, you must run like the wind until you reach the far end of the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e jumping out of the way of a blue blur, finding litter in faraway rooms, and laughing every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883243765959,"sku":"29152552119077839323","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883243798727,"sku":"54422529078725732211","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883243831495,"sku":"28679269071712543914","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883243864263,"sku":"22284624937060559661","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883243897031,"sku":"25019977234164536432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883243929799,"sku":"33034123647406650267","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/10311118642715573537_2048.jpg?v=1791746935","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/litterus-zoomus-exitus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}