{"product_id":"loafus-perfectus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Loafus Perfectus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 7 (the page that smells like fresh toast)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eLoafus Perfectus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (Easy, perfectly symmetrical)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eEvery afternoon at nap time\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 cozy loaf shape, 4 hidden paws, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 visible legs\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur tiny wizard has achieved the ultimate form. She tucks her paws in, wraps her tail around and sits so neatly that she is no longer a cat. She is \u003cstrong\u003ea perfect little loaf of bread\u003c\/strong\u003e, golden and fluffy, with a mint starry hat on top and two sparkly eyes peeking out. A soft, toasty \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e comes from somewhere in the middle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of the bakery say there has never been a better loaf. Do not slice. Do not butter. \u003cstrong\u003eOnly pat gently on the top.\u003c\/strong\u003e She stays this way for hours, warm and smug, and absolutely nobody can be sure where her legs went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick the spell on your laptop, water bottle or notebook. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e seeing loaves everywhere, craving bread at odd hours, and calling your cat \"my little baguette.\" 🍞\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883097161927,"sku":"15884863222630825055","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883097194695,"sku":"26776077748773219259","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883097227463,"sku":"29278238046639430393","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883097260231,"sku":"26301341419303308724","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/1695001239302762287_1200.jpg?v=1791744688","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/loafus-perfectus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}