{"product_id":"matus-welcomus-judgus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Matus Welcomus Judgus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 53 (the page that says WELCOME in judgy letters)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eMatus Welcomus Judgus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Moderate, the guest must arrive)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment someone rings the doorbell\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 welcome mat, 1 visiting guest, and \u003cstrong\u003ea long, slow, judgmental look\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe doormat says \u003cem\u003eWelcome\u003c\/em\u003e. Our tiny wizard, sitting right on top of it, \u003cstrong\u003edoes not agree\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every guest must pass inspection. She looks at their shoes. She looks at their bag. She looks deep into their soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatus Welcomus Judgus is the ancient spell of the doorkeeper. Some guests pass. Most don't. All of them will be watched closely for the rest of the visit, just in case.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your laptop so she can judge your meetings. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e guests who feel strangely evaluated, a habit of checking the doormat, and a deep desire to have a cat bouncer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340071111,"sku":"32428990330224155874","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340103879,"sku":"22062165707141163093","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340136647,"sku":"33703012019431336314","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340169415,"sku":"29192050949415041891","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/3518307489973537249_1200.jpg?v=1791748780","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/matus-welcomus-judgus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}