{"product_id":"ornamentus-smackus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Ornamentus Smackus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 25 (the page that is slightly scorched and covered in tiny pawprints)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eOrnamentus Smackus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (It must only be cast while the human is watching in horror)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe exact second the tree is finished\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 fully decorated tree, 1 shiny dangling ornament, and \u003cstrong\u003eone fateful little smack\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tree is up. The lights are twinkling. The ornaments are sparkling. And one shiny rainbow ornament is hanging \u003cstrong\u003ejust low enough\u003c\/strong\u003e for a tiny green wizard to reach. She looks at it. She looks at you. Her sparkly eyes say, \"I'm going to do it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrnamentus Smackus is a forbidden spell for a very good reason. One tiny paw goes \u003cem\u003ebap\u003c\/em\u003e. The ornament swings. She does it again, just to be sure. By morning, every ornament on the bottom row has mysteriously moved to the floor, and she is purring about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your laptop, gift tag or holiday card box for festive chaos. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e ornaments only on the top half of the tree, a suspiciously innocent cat under it, and the merriest little troublemaker you've ever met.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883587174599,"sku":"30716671355585953085","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883587207367,"sku":"15214715716688203421","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883587240135,"sku":"13692419878223333655","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883587272903,"sku":"14609090648061629283","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/5375818226600066064_1200.jpg?v=1791752730","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/ornamentus-smackus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}