{"product_id":"paperus-bagus-invadus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Paperus Bagus Invadus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 6 (the page that crinkles when you turn it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003ePaperus Bagus Invadus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Instant, once the groceries are out)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe second a paper bag touches the floor\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 crinkly paper bag, 1 running start, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 regard for the groceries still inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou set down the shopping. You turn around for one second. \u003cem\u003eCrinkle, crinkle.\u003c\/em\u003e Our tiny wizard has gone in headfirst, and now all that's left is a fluffy butt, two little back legs and one very pleased tail sticking straight up out of the bag. The pink wizard hat lies abandoned on the floor beside it. \u003cstrong\u003eThere was no time for hats. A cave had appeared.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars agree the bag now belongs to the cat by ancient law. It cannot be folded. It cannot be recycled. It will live in the middle of the kitchen until it falls apart, and you will carefully step around it every day, because \u003cstrong\u003esomeone lives there now\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat and the bag are on the front, and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you knows exactly who owns the bag. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e an inability to throw away paper bags, strangers sending you videos of their cat in a box, and a sudden urge to say \"I live here now\" in every new room. 🛍️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67882966941895,"sku":"71832778201708794443","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67882966974663,"sku":"16690051895631550821","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67882967007431,"sku":"20159581573405541264","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67882967040199,"sku":"16323229894470892737","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67882967072967,"sku":"25193776902585423910","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67882967105735,"sku":"16579725862444149854","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/5923299948852857495_2048.jpg?v=1791742981","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/paperus-bagus-invadus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}