{"product_id":"pettus-pettus-biteus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Pettus Pettus Biteus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 19 (the page with a tiny bite mark)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003ePettus Pettus Biteus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Medium, timing is everything)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eExactly one pet too many\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e11 gentle pets, 1 happy purr, and \u003cstrong\u003e1 surprise chomp\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny lavender wizard in a green hat rolls over and purrs. You pet her. She loves it. You pet her again. Bliss. Sparkly eyes, happy \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e, toe beans stretching. Then, with no warning at all, she grabs your hand with all four paws and gives it a little love bite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePettus Pettus Biteus\u003c\/strong\u003e is a counting spell, and only the cat knows the number. It changes daily. It might be eleven pets. It might be two. Scholars agree the bite means \u003cem\u003eI love you, that is enough now\u003c\/em\u003e. Your hand disagrees, but your heart understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e counting pets out loud, flinching at purring, and still going back for one more pet anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883234689223,"sku":"20903671905588398142","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883234721991,"sku":"27125430300987049184","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883234754759,"sku":"72918248670669343928","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883234787527,"sku":"19232298003202758221","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883234820295,"sku":"95801501226068867532","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883234853063,"sku":"10018421804093328563","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/12153376517929203523_2048.jpg?v=1791746684","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/pettus-pettus-biteus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}