{"product_id":"phoneus-toiletus-droppus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Phoneus Toiletus Droppus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 92 (the page that has been in a bag of rice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003ePhoneus Toiletus Droppus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (takes nerve and full eye contact)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eSlowly. Very, very slowly.\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 phone, 1 open toilet, 1 lilac cat who wants your attention right now\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou were scrolling instead of petting her. That was your first mistake. Now a tiny lilac wizard is perched on the toilet rim, holding your phone out over the open bowl with one dainty paw, and staring straight into your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHold it high. Look into your eyes. Let go \u003cem\u003eslowly\u003c\/em\u003e. She is not angry. She is simply making a point about priorities. You have three seconds to pet her. Two. One. \u003cstrong\u003ePLOP.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e closing the toilet lid every single time, owning a very sturdy phone case, and petting your cat first and scrolling second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/phoneus-toiletus-droppus\"\u003ePhoneus Toiletus Droppus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896498028743,"sku":"26796091758017470764","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896498061511,"sku":"92813635464053604736","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896498094279,"sku":"25780703781914421251","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896498127047,"sku":"95333678752994202107","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896498159815,"sku":"20748739375184489337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896498192583,"sku":"13689300709759341087","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/phoneus-toiletus-droppus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792192990","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/phoneus-toiletus-droppus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}