{"product_id":"pillowus-conquestus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Pillowus Conquestus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 40 (the page with a fluffy imprint on it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003ePillowus Conquestus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy, if you're very wiggly)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eEvery night after you fall asleep\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 whole pillow, 1 tiny wizard, and \u003cstrong\u003eabout 3 inches of bed for you\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you went to sleep, the pillow was yours. Was. Now our tiny purple wizard has \u003cstrong\u003esprawled across the entire thing\u003c\/strong\u003e, paws stretched out in every direction, pink-and-orange hat slipping, sleeping like a little starfish. You are squished on the very edge of the bed, clinging on. She snores the tiniest \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars believe a cat can grow up to three times longer when she's on a pillow. You may have the corner. You may keep one blanket. \u003cstrong\u003eGoodnight, human.\u003c\/strong\u003e Please stop breathing so loudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e sleeping in strange positions, buying extra pillows that are also taken, and a quiet pride in being the cat's mattress. 🛏️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883094638791,"sku":"26303215753279311394","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883094671559,"sku":"26856522314625806362","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883094704327,"sku":"11012506214839943352","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883094737095,"sku":"22896656774991900290","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883094769863,"sku":"32376009118813097547","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883094802631,"sku":"22372927811657144694","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/5883882207864228105_2048.jpg?v=1791746277","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/pillowus-conquestus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}