{"product_id":"pizzaus-crustus-thievus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Pizzaus Crustus Thievus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 57 (the page with a grease stain shaped like a triangle)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003ePizzaus Crustus Thievus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (Nobody gets between her and the cheese)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment the delivery box opens\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 slice of pepperoni pizza, 1 tiny jaw, and \u003cstrong\u003ea getaway faster than the delivery driver\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pizza arrives. The box opens. Steam rises like a dream, and before you can say \"wait,\" our tiny wizard \u003cstrong\u003edrags an entire slice off the plate\u003c\/strong\u003e, cheese stretching behind her like a stringy little bridge, and scampers away with her prize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePizzaus Crustus Thievus is a forbidden thievery spell. She doesn't even want the pizza. She just wants the slice that was yours. She'll guard it under the couch, sniff it once, and look at you like it was a fair trade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your pizza night water bottle as a warning to all slices. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e eating pizza standing up, counting slices like a bank teller, and finding pepperoni under the couch weeks later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883576721607,"sku":"14485186098863276741","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883576754375,"sku":"87763676573679791457","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883576787143,"sku":"22585036132152939045","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883576819911,"sku":"16040997142254284504","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/16014376032458084604_1200.jpg?v=1791752569","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/pizzaus-crustus-thievus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}