{"product_id":"plantus-munchus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Plantus Munchus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 13 (the page with tiny bite marks)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003ePlantus Munchus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (Easy, the plant cannot run)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eOne slow, guilty chomp at a time\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 houseplant, 2 innocent eyes, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 leaves left unbitten\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sunny little yellow wizard in a green hat sits next to your favorite plant. She is not doing anything. She is just sitting. Very innocently. With a leaf in her mouth. She looks at you sideways with big sparkly eyes and keeps chewing, slowly, like you won't notice. \u003cem\u003eMrrp?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlantus Munchus\u003c\/strong\u003e is a gentle herbal spell. Every leaf gets exactly one tiny bite, never more, so the plant looks like it lost a fight with a very small, very polite monster. Move the plant higher. She will learn to fly. Wizard cats always do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e moving plants to taller and taller shelves, leaves with suspicious bite-shaped holes, and buying cat grass that she will completely ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883216961735,"sku":"20805762179773579486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883216994503,"sku":"10100632385983192678","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883217027271,"sku":"63515678467938243559","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883217060039,"sku":"25150752964629525352","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883217092807,"sku":"64957726428659134790","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883217125575,"sku":"23012787952690217104","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/6381803889171317305_2048.jpg?v=1791746435","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/plantus-munchus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}