{"product_id":"pushupus-interruptus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Pushupus Interruptus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 12 (the page with a sweaty pawprint on it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003ePushupus Interruptus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Moderate, she must time the landing for rep number three)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe exact moment you get into plank position\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 yoga mat, 1 pink dumbbell, and \u003cstrong\u003e8 pounds of extremely soft extra resistance\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou roll out the mat. You get into position. You lower yourself for one honest push-up, and our tiny wizard \u003cstrong\u003esteps directly onto your back\u003c\/strong\u003e, turns around twice, and settles in like you are a heated bench built just for her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePushupus Interruptus is a blockade spell disguised as a fitness program. You can't push up. You can't lie down. You can only hover there, trembling, while a happy little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e rumbles between your shoulder blades. Personal trainers hate her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your gym bottle so she can supervise every rep. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e workouts that take twice as long, very strong arms from carrying extra cat, and calling a plank \"cuddle time\" with a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883561844935,"sku":"62836788386751761305","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883561877703,"sku":"91329982197010499696","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883561910471,"sku":"32321457295530277411","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883561943239,"sku":"38583210675411322722","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/5924884709806783604_1200.jpg?v=1791752343","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/pushupus-interruptus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}