{"product_id":"reviewus-oneus-starus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Reviewus Oneus Starus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 61 (the page with the customer feedback)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eReviewus Oneus Starus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (critics are born, not made)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eHowever long it took you to build the tower\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 very expensive cat tree, 6 hours of assembly, 1 star\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou spent a whole Saturday building it. Seven levels. Little hammocks. A sisal post. And our wizard climbed none of it, sniffed it once, and held up a neatly drawn review card with \u003cstrong\u003eexactly one star\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tower has been reviewed. The tower has been found wanting. Meanwhile, the cardboard box it came in has become a palace, a fortress and a five-star hotel. The final verdict is in: \u003cstrong\u003eI PREFER THE BOX.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e keeping every empty box just in case, reading reviews before buying anything for your pet, and deep sympathy for anyone who assembled furniture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/reviewus-oneus-starus\"\u003eReviewus Oneus Starus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896219140295,"sku":"23603201131035820921","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896219173063,"sku":"20399516382963203312","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896219205831,"sku":"18375081146292023639","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896219238599,"sku":"29937852265410283243","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896219271367,"sku":"31319767394641653860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896219304135,"sku":"27828996808441420138","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/reviewus-oneus-starus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792193039","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/reviewus-oneus-starus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}