{"product_id":"screamus-nothingus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Screamus Nothingus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 2 (the page that shouts when you open it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eScreamus Nothingus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Easy for the cat, terrifying for you)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e3:12 a.m., on schedule\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 empty corner, 1 extremely puffed tail, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 explanations\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a quiet evening. Then, suddenly, our tiny wizard stops, puffs up to twice her size, pink hat trembling, and \u003cstrong\u003eyells at an empty corner of the room\u003c\/strong\u003e with all her heart. You look. Nothing is there. She looks. Nothing is there. She yells again anyway. Her sparkly eyes are very wide and very serious. The house has been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars believe the corner is home to an invisible enemy that only cats and tiny wizards can see. Others believe there is nothing there at all. Our wizard does not care what scholars believe. \u003cstrong\u003eShe has done her job.\u003c\/strong\u003e She gives a small proud \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e, smooths her fur, and goes back to her nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e staring at empty corners a little too long, sleeping with a lamp on, and a strong respect for tiny security guards. 👀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883086741703,"sku":"64645385016738772229","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883086774471,"sku":"35493630404514765895","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883086807239,"sku":"30490632681890598050","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883086840007,"sku":"29002028382493814036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883086872775,"sku":"19660944138289574918","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883086905543,"sku":"26856467802019586838","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/8237112981195284370_2048.jpg?v=1791744407","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/screamus-nothingus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}