{"product_id":"shoulderus-ridus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Shoulderus Ridus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 52 (the page with tiny claw marks along the edge)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eShoulderus Ridus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Moderate, the shoulder must be earned)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWhenever you are carrying something heavy\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 human shoulder, 4 grippy paws, and \u003cstrong\u003efull captain privileges\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePirates have parrots. You have \u003cstrong\u003ea wizard cat riding on your shoulder\u003c\/strong\u003e, steering you around the kitchen with tiny head bumps and the occasional ear nibble. She will not get down. She is supervising.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShoulderus Ridus makes you a living vehicle. You'll make coffee with one hand, answer emails at an angle, and walk extremely carefully through doorways. Don't sneeze. If you sneeze, she'll use her claws to stay on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive her a new perch on your laptop or water bottle. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e one shoulder slightly higher than the other, people asking where your parrot is, and walking through doors sideways out of habit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883328209095,"sku":"19941846942677903026","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883328241863,"sku":"13427058758440524611","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883328274631,"sku":"23032933208886889177","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883328307399,"sku":"16386735263980425067","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/4232619374687501247_1200.jpg?v=1791748423","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/shoulderus-ridus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}