{"product_id":"shrimpus-snatchus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Shrimpus Snatchus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 35 (the page with a tiny greasy paw print)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eShrimpus Snatchus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (Requires lightning-fast toe beans)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe exact second you look away\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 shrimp, 1 turned head, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 seconds of guilt\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou lift your fork. You glance at your phone. One second, that's all it takes. When you look back, the shrimp is gone, and our tiny yellow wizard in a starry blue hat is \u003cstrong\u003esprinting across the table\u003c\/strong\u003e with it held proudly in her mouth, sparkly eyes gleaming, tail straight up like a victory flag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of the dinner table have never once seen this spell fail. You will chase her. She will be faster. She'll eat her prize behind the couch with a happy, crunchy \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e, then come back for a second one. \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for dinner, human.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e eating with one hand guarding your plate, never looking at your phone during dinner again, and secretly saving a shrimp \"by accident.\" 🍤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883090936007,"sku":"24274262296910178700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883090968775,"sku":"10679379230344839911","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883091001543,"sku":"21129320539644404119","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883091034311,"sku":"18166397195076915999","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883091067079,"sku":"21611906809332158961","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883091099847,"sku":"33404135018803950310","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/5915509301212859698_2048.jpg?v=1791746265","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/shrimpus-snatchus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}