{"product_id":"sinkus-sleepus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Sinkus Sleepus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 3 (the page that is slightly damp)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eSinkus Sleepus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (Requires a perfectly cat-shaped sink)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eRight before you need to brush your teeth\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 bathroom sink, 1 dramatic sigh, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 plans to move\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou walk into the bathroom, toothbrush in hand, and stop. The sink is occupied. Our tiny wizard, pink hat on and paws neatly tucked, has curled into the basin like it was carved just for them. One eye stays shut. The other pops open, \u003cstrong\u003ehuge and sparkly and extremely smug\u003c\/strong\u003e, as if to say: \u003cem\u003ethis is a sink now? No. This is my bed. It has always been my bed.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars agree that once Sinkus Sleepus is cast, the sink belongs to the cat for a minimum of three business naps. You will brush your teeth in the kitchen. You will not complain. You will, however, take \u003cstrong\u003eforty photos\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow the spell can nap on your laptop, water bottle or notebook instead of your sink. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e coworkers asking \"is that your cat?\", a strong urge to check every sink you pass, and accidentally calling your laptop \"the nap spot.\" 🛁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67882948165831,"sku":"87313558217566709088","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67882948198599,"sku":"16184212620423714450","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67882948231367,"sku":"12558980315397630937","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67882948264135,"sku":"18488637023566454099","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/3911769632724649579_1200.jpg?v=1791742676","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/sinkus-sleepus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}