{"product_id":"smokeus-alarmus-operatus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Smokeus Alarmus Operatus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 60 (the page with the toast crumbs)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eSmokeus Alarmus Operatus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (formal wear optional)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAs long as the toast keeps burning\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 slice of very black toast (it doubles as the baton), 1 ceiling soprano\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bread has been burned. The stage is set. Our wizard hops onto the counter, raises the smoking toast high like a conductor's baton, and the smoke alarm begins its \u003cstrong\u003eloudest, most beautiful aria\u003c\/strong\u003e, swelling to the rafters with every flick of the paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe humans wave towels like adoring fans. The neighbors cover their ears. Encore after encore, the maestro holds the final note, then takes a deep, fluffy bow: \u003cstrong\u003eBRAVO.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e humming along to kitchen alarms, toast that always comes out a little extra crispy, and spontaneous standing ovations whenever you cook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/smokeus-alarmus-operatus\"\u003eSmokeus Alarmus Operatus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896218157255,"sku":"13274419657854610194","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896218190023,"sku":"11966051747316549871","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896218222791,"sku":"19536023694148514805","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896218255559,"sku":"14048599093705748241","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896218288327,"sku":"14569958847737040515","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896218321095,"sku":"64781125859512431567","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/smokeus-alarmus-operatus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792193106","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/smokeus-alarmus-operatus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}