{"product_id":"sockus-stealus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Sockus Stealus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 12 (the page that smells faintly of laundry)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eSockus Stealus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Embarrassingly easy)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe exact moment the laundry basket is left unguarded\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 warm sock, 1 victory lap, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 intention of ever giving it back\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou fold the laundry. You count the socks. You count them again. One is missing. Somewhere down the hallway comes a proud, muffled \u003cem\u003emrrrow\u003c\/em\u003e, and here comes our tiny wizard, pink hat slightly askew, dragging one single sock across the floor like a hunting trophy. Not the pair. \u003cstrong\u003eNever the pair.\u003c\/strong\u003e Just the one, so you'll always know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe matching sock stays behind, alone in the basket, forever waiting. Scholars of the dark arts of the hallway agree this is the cruelest part of the spell. The wizard cat drops the sock at your feet, sits beside it, and \u003cstrong\u003estares up at you with enormous, sparkly eyes\u003c\/strong\u003e, expecting praise for a successful hunt. You give the praise. Of course you give the praise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat and the sock are on the front, and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns exactly where the socks go. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e mysteriously mismatched socks, strangers confessing their cat's own sock crimes, and a sudden urge to check under the couch. 🧦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67882929684679,"sku":"62478452649342263504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67882929717447,"sku":"10607076432179269142","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67882929750215,"sku":"10108304908796935175","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67882929782983,"sku":"47648088667333965508","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67882929815751,"sku":"10908471551728793128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67882929848519,"sku":"25406849873966867378","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/3022136697219904723_2048.jpg?v=1791742432","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/sockus-stealus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}