{"product_id":"stareus-darknus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Stareus Darknus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 34 (the page that is very dark and very quiet)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eStareus Darknus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Easy, if you have glowing eyes)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eSometime around 4 a.m.\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 dark doorway, 2 glowing eyes, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 explanations, ever\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou wake up in the middle of the night. Something feels... watched. You look at the doorway. There, in the dark, under a little starry hat, are \u003cstrong\u003etwo big round glowing eyes\u003c\/strong\u003e. Our tiny wizard sits perfectly still, staring at you. She does not blink. She does not move. She has been there for hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars of the night say she is guarding you. Others say she is waiting for breakfast. She will never confirm either. When you whisper her name, she gives one tiny \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e, trots in on silent toe beans, and curls up right on your feet. \u003cstrong\u003eSpooky, then sweet.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic wizard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e checking doorways before bed, getting very good at not screaming, and finding glowing eyes strangely comforting. 🌙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883090182343,"sku":"55325189110768119514","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883090215111,"sku":"29965878544056821550","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883090247879,"sku":"16743713355589491522","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883090280647,"sku":"22606737241817605969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883090313415,"sku":"32189866159655032396","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883090346183,"sku":"18889093114125402609","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/5260027955282339151_2048.jpg?v=1791746259","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/stareus-darknus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}