{"product_id":"sweaterus-cozyus-maximus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Sweaterus Cozyus Maximus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 72 (the page knitted from leftover yarn)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eSweaterus Cozyus Maximus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (zero effort, maximum snuggle)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment you open the closet\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 pile of chunky knit sweaters, 1 grandma, 1 small grey cat who will not be moved\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrandma knit it with love. You wore it once. And now it lives at the bottom of a soft pastel mountain of sweaters, with a tiny grey wizard buried so deep that only her ears, her pink hat and two very sleepy eyes are showing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the coziest spell of winter, and she has cast it on \u003cstrong\u003eevery sweater you own\u003c\/strong\u003e. Please do not wash them. Please do not wear them. Please do not even look at them too hard. They are hers now, warm and fuzzy and full of purrs. \u003cstrong\u003eHANDS OFF.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e finding grey fur woven into every knit, apologizing to your sweaters before you put them on, and calling any pile of laundry \"a cat bed in progress.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/sweaterus-cozyus-maximus\"\u003eSweaterus Cozyus Maximus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896489869511,"sku":"31993049645301994160","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896489902279,"sku":"25359852785391481315","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896489935047,"sku":"26704994313379803884","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896489967815,"sku":"40118340514225807461","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896490000583,"sku":"10074774505966176484","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896490033351,"sku":"29266225015417429061","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/sweaterus-cozyus-maximus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792193132","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/sweaterus-cozyus-maximus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}