{"product_id":"tailus-chasus-eternus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Tailus Chasus Eternus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 22 (the page that keeps spinning)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eTailus Chasus Eternus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (Impossible, but she tries every day)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForever, or until she gets dizzy\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 fluffy tail, 4 spinning paws, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 idea it is her own tail\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny green wizard in a pink hat spots something fluffy behind her. An enemy! She spins. It escapes. She spins faster. It is still there! Round and round she goes, dizzy swirls everywhere, sparkly eyes full of determination and a very brave little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTailus Chasus Eternus\u003c\/strong\u003e is the only spell with no ending. The tail is fast, sneaky, and always exactly one spin away. Some cats have chased it for years. She is very close now. Probably. Please do not tell her the secret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e cheering on a spinning cat, getting dizzy just watching, and never having the heart to explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883237703879,"sku":"20104382226016013042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883237736647,"sku":"13027246849481769055","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883237769415,"sku":"32511331380225294292","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883237802183,"sku":"28578523011472388553","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883237834951,"sku":"23734026541494851239","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883237867719,"sku":"12717317613111560716","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/12582679849009817393_2048.jpg?v=1791746711","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/tailus-chasus-eternus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}