{"product_id":"thermostatus-tropicus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Thermostatus Tropicus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 90 (the page that is a little too warm to touch)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThermostatus Tropicus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (one turn, then another, then another)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWhile you are at work\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 wall thermostat, 1 yellow cat with a sunbeam agenda, 1 surprising energy bill\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe does not like the cold. She does not like \"mild.\" She does not even like \"comfortable.\" So a tiny yellow wizard reached up, grabbed the thermostat dial with both paws, and turned it up with a big happy grin. Up. Further. \u003cem\u003eFurther.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe live in summer now. The house is tropical. The plants are thriving. She is stretched out flat on the warmest floor tile, belly up, purring like a little furnace. Please do not touch the dial. \u003cstrong\u003eTOASTY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e wearing shorts in January, guarding the thermostat like a dragon, and calling any room under 80 degrees \"a bit nippy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/thermostatus-tropicus\"\u003eThermostatus Tropicus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896497537223,"sku":"24202929446268181930","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896497569991,"sku":"28149650754899331441","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896497602759,"sku":"13558223640890966444","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896497635527,"sku":"12826430292252652499","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896497668295,"sku":"11498558746985362570","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896497701063,"sku":"19196689136188589535","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/thermostatus-tropicus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792193166","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/thermostatus-tropicus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}