{"product_id":"timus-reversus-breakfastus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Timus Reversus Breakfastus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 59 (the page with three bowl rings on it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eTimus Reversus Breakfastus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (time is not for humans)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e5:00 a.m., then 5:00 a.m. again\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e3 empty bowls, 1 clock spun backward, a short memory\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBreakfast happened. Everyone saw it. But our wizard raises a tiny paw, the clock hands start spinning backward, and suddenly, \u003cstrong\u003ebreakfast has not happened\u003c\/strong\u003e. Nor the second one. Nor the third.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree empty bowls sit in a neat row as evidence that nothing at all has been eaten, ever. The cat looks up at you with innocent, starving, sparkly eyes and recites the oldest truth in the spellbook: \u003cstrong\u003eSECOND BREAKFAST.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e losing track of whether you already ate, a mysterious feeling that it is time for snacks, and small adventurers asking if you know what elevenses is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/timus-reversus-breakfastus\"\u003eTimus Reversus Breakfastus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896216125639,"sku":"18586454806804999418","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896216158407,"sku":"12044160954689145086","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896216191175,"sku":"13385496552215584882","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896216223943,"sku":"33655610798684249982","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896216256711,"sku":"27911450791421144067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896216289479,"sku":"15450777503389335134","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/timus-reversus-breakfastus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792193172","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/timus-reversus-breakfastus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}