{"product_id":"toastus-butterus-downus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Toastus Butterus Downus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 96 (the page with a buttery paw print on it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eToastus Butterus Downus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (one gentle nudge)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe moment your back is turned\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 slice of buttered toast, 1 plate near the edge, 1 orange cat doing a science experiment\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eButter side up. Golden. Perfect. Your breakfast was sitting on the plate looking beautiful, and a tiny orange wizard squinted at it with great scientific focus, reached out one paw and gave it \u003cstrong\u003eone gentle nudge\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePhysics wins. Physics always wins. The toast tumbles through the air, spins once and lands, of course, butter side down. She peers over the edge of the table and nods. The experiment is complete. The results are delicious. \u003cstrong\u003eSPLAT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been booped. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e eating toast with one arm around the plate, explaining physics to your cat, and a small cheer every time toast lands butter side up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/toastus-butterus-downus\"\u003eToastus Butterus Downus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67896499601607,"sku":"22362783505740687197","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67896499634375,"sku":"23060845451418462351","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67896499667143,"sku":"10250553978218828703","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67896499699911,"sku":"70249989940119747452","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67896499732679,"sku":"13700443827927634857","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67896499765447,"sku":"25120752607412365293","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/toastus-butterus-downus-wizard-cat-shirt_main.jpg?v=1792193179","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/toastus-butterus-downus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}