{"product_id":"toiletus-paperus-unrollus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Toiletus Paperus Unrollus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 13 (the page that has been unrolled all the way to the hallway)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eToiletus Paperus Unrollus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (Embarrassingly easy, the roll was right there)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWhile you are in the shower, unable to stop it\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 fresh roll of toilet paper, 2 enthusiastic paws, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 squares left for you\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was a brand-new roll. It was beautiful. It was full of promise. Then our tiny wizard arrived, spun it like a prize wheel, and turned the bathroom into \u003cstrong\u003ea snowy wonderland of white fluff\u003c\/strong\u003e. She now sits in the middle of it all holding the empty cardboard tube like a trophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToiletus Paperus Unrollus is one of the most feared spells in the book, because it's cast exactly when you need the roll most. Scholars recommend buying in bulk. Scholars also recommend \u003cem\u003eclosing the door\u003c\/em\u003e. Nobody listens to scholars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat and her paper ocean are on the front, and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone knows exactly who to blame. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e an instinct to hide every toilet roll you own, strangers sharing their own bathroom disaster stories, and a newfound respect for cardboard tubes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883325030599,"sku":"25539669482359895859","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883325063367,"sku":"74953239252708762857","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883325096135,"sku":"90108537160043757722","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883325128903,"sku":"97836958134188049319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883325161671,"sku":"14199918891796727378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883325194439,"sku":"32600934379603675869","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/18238228077685362662_2048.jpg?v=1791748351","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/toiletus-paperus-unrollus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}