{"product_id":"treatus-shakus-summonus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Treatus Shakus Summonus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 12 (the page that crinkles)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eTreatus Shakus Summonus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eCantrip (Easy, it is the crinkle that does it)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eFaster than light, slower than dinner\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 shaken treat bag, 4 zooming paws, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 regard for physics\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere in the house, a human gives the treat bag one tiny shake. Across three rooms, a sleepy ginger wizard in a purple hat opens one sparkly eye. Then the air goes \u003cem\u003ewhoosh\u003c\/em\u003e, rainbow sparkles everywhere, and she's already at your feet doing the cutest little \u003cem\u003emrrp mrrp\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTreatus Shakus Summonus\u003c\/strong\u003e is the only spell that works every single time. No wand needed. No chanting. Just crinkle. Scientists still argue about how a cat can be asleep upstairs and in the kitchen at the same moment. The cat does not care. The cat wants the treat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e shaking random bags to test the spell, a pocket that always crinkles, and tiny paws appearing out of nowhere whenever you snack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883214897351,"sku":"54462636209808749235","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883214930119,"sku":"25288119430539670414","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883214962887,"sku":"75211780414265876872","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883214995655,"sku":"79135402186344085561","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883215028423,"sku":"16921068752447270802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883215061191,"sku":"46993799628188562363","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/7501804405297956624_2048.jpg?v=1791746407","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/treatus-shakus-summonus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}