{"product_id":"treeus-holidayus-climbus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Treeus Holidayus Climbus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 15 (the page with tinsel stuck to it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eTreeus Holidayus Climbus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (Hard, the tree fights back)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eOne festive leap, then a crash\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 decorated tree, 12 shiny ornaments, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 stars left on top\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe holiday tree looks perfect. Lights glowing, ornaments shining, star on top. Then a fluffy gray wizard in a pink hat climbs all the way up, pops her head out of the branches, and \u003cstrong\u003ereplaces the star with herself\u003c\/strong\u003e. Her sparkly eyes twinkle brighter than the lights. The tree begins to lean. \u003cem\u003eMrrp!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTreeus Holidayus Climbus\u003c\/strong\u003e is cast once a year, every year, no matter what you do. Shorter tree? She climbs faster. Fake tree? She climbs it anyway. The star lies on the floor. The tree leans at a jolly angle. And honestly? \u003cstrong\u003eShe is the best topper you have ever had.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e unbreakable ornaments only, a tree tied to the wall, and holiday photos where the top of the tree is always a cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883221549255,"sku":"14108766796024374569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883221582023,"sku":"17512863418134042837","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883221614791,"sku":"13227175535592382889","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883221647559,"sku":"29797161344910938611","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883221680327,"sku":"18261405329003545469","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883221713095,"sku":"25627746754975206239","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/963094344246128808_2048.jpg?v=1791746504","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/treeus-holidayus-climbus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}