{"product_id":"vacuumus-fleeus-classic-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Vacuumus Fleeus Classic Wizard Cat T-Shirt, Front Print","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 38, Classic Edition (front side only, the rest fled under the couch)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eVacuumus Fleeus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eAdept (Easy, the vacuum does the hard part)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe instant you plug it in\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 roaring beast, 1 puff of flying fur, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 courage left\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe closet door opens. The roaring beast emerges. It is pink, it is small, and it \u003cstrong\u003eeats the floor\u003c\/strong\u003e. Our tiny grey wizard takes one look and is gone, her yellow starry hat spinning in the air behind her, fur flying everywhere, sparkly eyes huge with terror. Abandon the house! Save yourselves!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHer flight path is always the same: under the couch, behind the curtains, and on top of the fridge, in that order. Once the beast sleeps again, she returns with a cautious little \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e and acts like nothing happened. \u003cstrong\u003eShe was never scared.\u003c\/strong\u003e She just remembered something in the other room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cstrong\u003eClassic edition: front print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The kawaii wizard cat sits right on your chest, and the back of the shirt is plain white, with no incantation. Want the full incantation printed on the back too? That lives on the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/vacuumus-fleeus-wizard-cat-shirt\"\u003epremium Vacuumus Fleeus front-and-back tee\u003c\/a\u003e. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__fit\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee in soft white cotton with a classic fit; size up if you like it roomy. \u003cstrong\u003eGift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny wizard cat shirt and cat lover gift for cat moms, cat dads and anyone who has ever been outrun by a cat on cleaning day. \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e putting off vacuuming out of respect, finding fur in strange places, and saying \"sorry, sorry, sorry\" to your cat every Saturday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__spellbook\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant the full story?\u003c\/strong\u003e Read \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/the-spellbook\/vacuumus-fleeus\"\u003eVacuumus Fleeus\u003c\/a\u003e in the Spellbook of Cat Crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67936454901959,"sku":"24816364439367434589","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67936454934727,"sku":"29613516472562864787","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67936454967495,"sku":"15748264702608988464","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67936455000263,"sku":"56991980119653859283","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67936455033031,"sku":"84263388856063153392","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67936455065799,"sku":"23538681799805153329","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/4586223932606970479_2048.jpg?v=1792195761","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/vacuumus-fleeus-classic-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}