{"product_id":"videous-callus-crashus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Videous Callus Crashus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 49 (the page that is on mute)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eVideous Callus Crashus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eForbidden (Easy, she just walks in front)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe minute your boss starts talking\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 laptop, 1 important meeting, and \u003cstrong\u003e1 fluffy butt in 4K\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou join the call and say good morning. A tiny pink wizard in a green hat steps onto the keyboard, sits right in front of the camera, and gives every coworker a big sparkly-eyed \u003cem\u003emrrp\u003c\/em\u003e. Somehow she also hits mute, leaves the call, and opens nine tabs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVideous Callus Crashus\u003c\/strong\u003e is the most famous spell of the remote-work era. It can cancel any meeting, unmute any mic, and make the whole team forget the agenda. Nobody remembers the quarterly numbers. Everybody remembers the cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e meetings that start with \"is that your cat?\", a webcam covered in nose prints, and coworkers asking for her every Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883235311815,"sku":"33444302849209554872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883235344583,"sku":"19137479785749704417","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883235377351,"sku":"32210798056461297393","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883235410119,"sku":"96334294429349822681","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883235442887,"sku":"32459861330510884860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883235475655,"sku":"20983129686749207994","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/625466725474810996_2048.jpg?v=1791746689","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/videous-callus-crashus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}