{"product_id":"wallus-parkourus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Wallus Parkourus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 3 (the page with tiny claw marks along the wall)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWallus Parkourus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (The wall did not consent)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eExactly 3:07 AM\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 hallway wall, 1 burst of zoomies, and \u003cstrong\u003ea full parkour routine at top speed\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the middle of the night. Something is running down the hallway. Then it's running \u003cem\u003eup\u003c\/em\u003e the hallway. Our tiny wizard \u003cstrong\u003ebounces off the wall like a fluffy ninja\u003c\/strong\u003e, flips in the air, and lands without slowing down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWallus Parkourus is a night spell of pure speed. Nobody knows why it happens or where she's going. She'll stop as suddenly as she started, sit down, and lick her paw like none of this was her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick her on your water bottle and let the zoomies inspire you. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e waking up at 3 AM for no reason, scuff marks on your hallway walls, and an urge to sprint around your house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340759239,"sku":"21817594035232769843","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340792007,"sku":"97981279504889919129","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340824775,"sku":"11153359333689521366","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883340857543,"sku":"18816225925299650885","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/13921578956196331426_1200.jpg?v=1791748850","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/wallus-parkourus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}