{"product_id":"waterus-glassus-thievus-wizard-cat-shirt","title":"Waterus Glassus Thievus Wizard Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 21 (the page next to the nightstand)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWaterus Glassus Thievus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Effortless, the glass is right there)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe second you look away\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 fresh fountain ignored, 1 human glass, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 shame\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHer water fountain is filtered, fresh and bubbling. It's never good enough. A tiny lavender wizard in a yellow hat hops onto your nightstand, dips her little face into your glass, and goes \u003cem\u003eslurp slurp slurp\u003c\/em\u003e, sparkly eyes locked on you the whole time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWaterus Glassus Thievus\u003c\/strong\u003e works on any glass a human is about to drink from. It turns ordinary tap water into forbidden water, which is the most delicious kind. Covering your glass only makes the spell stronger. She knows where you keep the spare cups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of wearing this shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e drinking with one hand over the glass, keeping a decoy glass for her, and finding whiskers in your water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67883237146823,"sku":"12480846674791596284","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67883237179591,"sku":"19992661002796371104","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67883237212359,"sku":"24197916575143821027","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67883237245127,"sku":"17648105860974821225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67883237277895,"sku":"13753244451708936548","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67883237310663,"sku":"43487279522576173258","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/11913473301883219592_2048.jpg?v=1791746704","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/waterus-glassus-thievus-wizard-cat-shirt","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}