{"product_id":"wrapus-paperus-sabotagus-wizard-cat-sticker","title":"Wrapus Paperus Sabotagus Wizard Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__header\"\u003eFrom the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 41 (the page that is mostly tape)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdl class=\"sp-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eSpell\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eWrapus Paperus Sabotagus\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eDifficulty\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eArchmage (Only one human has ever finished wrapping a gift in her presence)\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eCasting time\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003eThe exact moment you find the scissors\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003cdt\u003eMana required\u003c\/dt\u003e\n\u003cdd\u003e1 roll of fancy paper, 3 ribbons, and \u003cstrong\u003e0 respect for surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/dd\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sp-desc__story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou lay out the paper. You line up the box. You turn around for one second to find the tape, and our tiny wizard has \u003cstrong\u003ebecome the present\u003c\/strong\u003e. She is wrapped. She is tangled. She is wearing a bow she did not ask for and will not give back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScholars call this the Gift of Chaos, because the gift is chaos. Every crinkle is a victory, every torn corner a small spell of joy. The actual present is now under the couch. \u003cem\u003eMerry everything.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow she can sabotage your laptop lid instead of your gift wrap. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2\" to 6\", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sp-desc__side-effects\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide effects of using this sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e gifts mysteriously arriving pre-unwrapped, a strong urge to buy more ribbon than necessary, and friends asking if your sticker comes with a bow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Spellpaws","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67883248746695,"sku":"30998264921864940688","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67883248779463,"sku":"24926179597517650630","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67883248812231,"sku":"26328492255873427141","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67883248844999,"sku":"98018796158618349938","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/0693\/4727\/files\/3405552488409472779_1200.jpg?v=1791747111","url":"https:\/\/spellpaws.com\/products\/wrapus-paperus-sabotagus-wizard-cat-sticker","provider":"Spellpaws","version":"1.0","type":"link"}