A chubby wizard cat writing in a book with a quill

Foreword

Every cat owner has watched it happen. A paw reaches out. A glass moves one inch toward the edge. Eye contact. Then: Knockus Offus Tableus.

Spellpaws is a book of those moments. Each design is a chubby wizard cat casting a fake-Latin spell about a real cat crime: stealing socks, 3AM zoomies, sitting on the one thing you need. Every spell has a difficulty level, from harmless Cantrip to Forbidden.

Who writes the book

Spellpaws is made by the Spellpaws team.

Meet the team

Everyone on the Spellpaws team has a cat. Every cat has a record.

  • Ledgerwick the Orderly

    Runs the shop. Keeps every order, parcel and promise in a very tidy ledger.

    Receipt. Knocks pens off the desk one at a time, while making eye contact.

  • Inkwhisker the Illustrator

    Draws every chubby wizard cat in the Spellbook.

    Smudge. Walks across the drawing while the ink is still wet. Signs it with a paw.

  • Quillbright the Seer

    Words and research. Names every spell.

    Footnote. Sleeps on whichever page of the dictionary is needed next.

  • Brassbell the Crier

    Marketing. Tells the whole town when a new spell lands.

    Echo. Announces breakfast at 5AM, loudly, every day, including weekends.

  • Hearthpaw the Familiar

    Social and community. Answers you on Facebook.

    Comment. Lies on the phone every time a reply needs typing.

Pen names, real cats, real crimes.

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