Bagus Plasticus Lickus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
Bagus Plasticus Lickus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 44 (the page that tastes like groceries)
- Spell
- Bagus Plasticus Lickus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Mysterious, even to the caster)
- Casting time
- Until the bag is 'clean'
- Mana required
- 1 crinkly grocery bag, 1 tiny pink tongue, and 0 explanations given
You set down the shopping and turn around. A tiny blue wizard in a purple hat has found the plastic bag, and she is licking it. Lovingly. Intensely. With her whole heart. Her sparkly eyes are half closed in pure bliss, and every few licks she lets out a soft, happy mrrp.
Why? Nobody knows. The ancient texts on Bagus Plasticus Lickus just say "she must." Take the bag away and she will find another one, somehow, in a house where you swear you hid them all. It is a mystery. It is gross. It is somehow adorable.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: hiding plastic bags in strange places, hearing crinkle-licks at 2AM, and explaining to guests that she is fine, this is normal, she's a wizard.
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras