Allergicus Lapus Chosenus Wizard Cat Sticker
Allergicus Lapus Chosenus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 28 (the page with a little sneeze stain)
- Spell
- Allergicus Lapus Chosenus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (She can sense allergies from across the room)
- Casting time
- The moment the allergic guest sits down
- Mana required
- 1 allergic guest, 1 lap, and an unbreakable attraction
There are seven people in the room. Six of them love cats. One of them is allergic. Guess whose lap our tiny wizard chooses immediately and with total confidence.
Allergicus Lapus Chosenus is a mysterious spell that has never once failed. She'll purr. She'll knead. She'll make herself extremely comfortable while the guest sneezes into a tissue and says, "no, it's fine, really."
Stick her on your laptop, where nobody has to sneeze. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: keeping tissues ready for every guest, apologizing a lot, and finding it hilarious every single time.
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