Alarmus Felinus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
Alarmus Felinus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 8 (the page that goes off way too early)
- Spell
- Alarmus Felinus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (Easy, with one tiny paw)
- Casting time
- Before the sun, every single day
- Mana required
- 1 sleepy human, 1 soft boop, and 0 snooze buttons
It is very early. The sun isn't up. Your eyes are closed. Then: boop. One tiny toe bean pressed gently against your nose. You open one eye, and there's our tiny wizard in her pink hat, sparkly eyes wide and impatient, staring right into your soul. Mrrp, she says. The bowl is not full.
Scholars report that Alarmus Felinus cannot be turned off, rescheduled or ignored. If you close your eyes again, the boops get faster. Then come the whiskers. Then she sits on your face. Get up, human. Breakfast is important.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: waking up five minutes before your cat (still not early enough), a strangely sensitive nose, and never needing an alarm clock again. ⏰
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras