Antus Paradeus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 346 (the page with a tiny line of dots marching across the bottom)
- Spell
- Antus Paradeus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (effortless, she just has to lie there and watch)
- Casting time
- A sunny afternoon on the patio
- Mana required
- 1 warm patio blanket, a very long line of tiny ants and one supervisor who takes the job seriously
A line of tiny black ants is marching across the patio, each one carrying a little crumb. A chubby charcoal wizard cat in a rose-pink star hat flops down beside them and appoints herself the boss of the parade.
She watches every single ant go by. She counts them. She loses count. She starts again. She does not touch a single one, because a good supervisor does not do the work herself. When the last ant disappears she gets up, stretches and calls it a very productive day. ANT PARADE.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: staring at the ground for hours, counting things that will not hold still, and a cat who now expects a parade every afternoon.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
Shipping
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras