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White Bathmatus Relocatus wizard cat T-shirt, front view: chubby soft apricot ginger tabby wizard cat in a sage-green star hat dragging a lavender bath mat across a wooden floor, with "Bathmatus Relocatus" printed below

Bathmatus Relocatus Wizard Cat T-Shirt

$26.99
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ColorWhite
Size

Size guide

Unisex retail fit, Bella+Canvas 3001. Garment measurements:

SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S18 in45.72 cm28 in71.12 cm8.9 in22.61 cm
M20 in50.80 cm29 in73.66 cm9.2 in23.37 cm
L22 in55.88 cm30 in76.20 cm9.5 in24.13 cm
XL24 in60.96 cm31 in78.74 cm9.7 in24.64 cm
2XL26 in66.04 cm32 in81.28 cm10 in25.40 cm
3XL28 in71.12 cm33 in83.82 cm10.4 in26.42 cm

Measured flat: width across the chest, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Compare with a tee you own. Sizes can vary by up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm).

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From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 240 (the page with a fuzzy lavender thread pressed between the lines)

Spell
Bathmatus Relocatus
Difficulty
Forbidden (moderate, the mat is heavy but the mission is clear)
Casting time
Every single night, after the lights go out
Mana required
1 lavender bath mat, 1 long hallway and one very strong opinion about interior design

The bath mat lives by the tub. It looks so lonely there. A chubby soft apricot ginger tabby wizard cat in a sage star hat cannot bear it. It deserves a view.

So every night she drags it out, inch by inch, down the hall to the very top of the stairs. Every morning you find it there and put it back. Every night it moves again. You both refuse to give up. RELOCATED.

Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.

Side effects of wearing this shirt: turning on the hall light before every trip downstairs, stepping out of the shower onto cold tile, and losing a nightly battle with a rug.

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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.

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Printed to order by Printify

Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.

Shipping

After it ships, delivery takes 2–5 business days in the US and 10–30 business days to Canada and other countries. Shipping is calculated at checkout, with delivery times shown for your country. Shipping Policy

Returns & cancellations

Defective, misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Orders can be cancelled within 48 hours of being placed. Refund Policy

Details & fabric

Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

Care

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.

EU product safety

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

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