Bedus Diagonalus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 51 (the page that is stretched corner to corner)
- Spell
- Bedus Diagonalus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (She's only 9 pounds but takes up 90% of the bed)
- Casting time
- The moment you turn off the lights
- Mana required
- 1 queen-size bed, 1 small cat, and every last inch of it
It's a queen-size bed. She's a tiny cat. But somehow our tiny wizard lies diagonally from corner to corner, paws fully stretched, taking up the whole thing like a furry starfish. You're left with a sliver at the edge.
Bedus Diagonalus is a powerful sleep spell, and it gets stronger at night. She becomes heavier. She becomes wider. By 3 AM you'll be hanging off the mattress, and she'll be snoring happily in the middle.
Now she can stretch out on your laptop instead of your bed. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: waking up on the very edge of your bed, a strange urge to sleep diagonally, and a new appreciation for king-size mattresses.
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