Bellus Stealthus Failus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 39 (the page that jingles when you turn it)
- Spell
- Bellus Stealthus Failus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Easy, extremely loud)
- Casting time
- Every time she tries to sneak up on you
- Mana required
- 1 jingly bell collar, 1 sneaky crouch, and absolutely zero stealth
She's sneaking. She's stalking. She is a silent hunter of the night. Except for the tiny bell on her collar that goes jingle jingle jingle with every single step she takes.
Bellus Stealthus Failus is the least stealthy stealth spell ever written. Every bird in the yard knows she's coming. You know she's coming. She still thinks she's invisible, and we love her for it.
Stick her on your laptop and listen for the jingle. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: hearing tiny bells everywhere, pretending you didn't see her coming, and giggling at sneaky pets.
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