Blanketus Heatedus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 33 (the page that is warm to the touch)
- Spell
- Blanketus Heatedus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Only works on settings 3 and up)
- Casting time
- The moment you plug in the heated blanket
- Mana required
- 1 heated blanket, 1 melted cat, and 0 chance of getting it back tonight
You bought the heated blanket for you. You turned it on for you. You went to get a snack, came back, and found our tiny wizard melted flat across it like warm butter, huge sparkly eyes open, wearing the smuggest little smile ever recorded.
Scholars have tried to explain how a cat can become this flat. They have failed. The blanket now belongs to the cat, and you'll be wearing three hoodies to bed. She is very comfortable, thank you for asking.
Now the cozy can travel with you on your laptop or water bottle. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: a deep respect for heated blankets, a mysterious urge to lie very flat, and losing every blanket you own to anything with fur.
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