Blinkus Slowus Lovus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 37 (the page with little hearts drawn in the margin)
- Spell
- Blinkus Slowus Lovus
- Difficulty
- Cantrip (Easy, but very powerful)
- Casting time
- Slowly. Very slowly.
- Mana required
- 1 slow blink, 1 sleepy sigh, and an unlimited supply of love
Across the room, our tiny pink wizard catches your eye. She looks at you. She closes her sparkly eyes. Slowly. She opens them again. Slowly. Little floating hearts drift up around her purple hat. This is the most powerful spell a cat knows, and it means one thing: I love you, human.
Scholars recommend you blink back, just as slowly. If you do, she may wander over with a tiny mrrp and bonk her head against your hand. If you don't, she will try again later. She is very patient about love.
The wizard cat is on the front and the full incantation is on the back, so everyone behind you in line learns the spell too. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: slow blinking at every cat you meet, strangers wondering if you're sleepy, and your heart being permanently melted. 💕
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Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production usually takes 2–7 business days before it ships (not guaranteed; can be longer in busy seasons).
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras