Bookendus Pushus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 294 (the page that is leaning slightly to the left)
- Spell
- Bookendus Pushus
- Difficulty
- Adept (easy, it only takes one slow lean)
- Casting time
- When the bookshelf looks a little too tidy
- Mana required
- 1 heavy bookend, 1 neat row of books and one slow, steady lean
Your books stand in a perfect pastel row, held up by one heavy little bookend. A chubby orange tabby wizard cat in a mint star hat notices that the bookend is doing a job, and she does not approve of jobs.
She leans on it. Slowly. Casually. Looking right at you the whole time. The bookend slides, the first book tips, and then the whole row goes down like dominoes, one soft thump after another. She sits in the empty space like a new bookend. TIPPED.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: reshelving your books every evening, buying the heaviest bookends you can find, and sorting the library by which ones she knocked over first.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras