Butterus Lickus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 68 (the page with a greasy little pawprint)
- Spell
- Butterus Lickus
- Difficulty
- Forbidden (The butter will never be the same)
- Casting time
- The minute the butter is left out to soften
- Mana required
- 1 stick of butter, 1 sandpaper tongue, and tiny tongue grooves down one side
You left the butter out to soften. Big mistake. Our tiny wizard found it, and now there are neat little tongue stripes all along one side, like someone carefully sculpted it. She is licking her lips. She regrets nothing.
Butterus Lickus is a forbidden spell, because you'll only discover it after you've buttered your toast. Scholars recommend a butter dish with a lid. She's already working on the lid.
Stick her on your laptop, far from the butter dish. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: buying butter dishes with heavy lids, inspecting every stick of butter before use, and a cat with suspiciously shiny whiskers.
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