Chalkboardus Screechus Wizard Cat T-Shirt
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 330 (the page with long claw marks down the middle)
- Spell
- Chalkboardus Screechus
- Difficulty
- Adept (easy, it only takes one claw)
- Casting time
- The quietest moment of the whole school day
- Mana required
- 1 long green chalkboard, 4 sharp little claws and everyone's ears at once
The classroom is perfectly quiet and the chalkboard is perfectly smooth. A chubby brown tabby wizard cat in a sky-blue star hat walks up to it, stretches out one paw and smiles a very small smile.
She drags her claws all the way down the board. SCREEEEECH. Everyone covers their ears. The teacher drops the chalk. She sits down, licks her paw, and looks as if she has no idea where that noise came from. Then she reaches up again. SCREECH.
Wear the wizard cat on the front and the full incantation on the back, so the joke works both coming and going. It's a soft, lightweight cotton tee with a classic unisex fit, printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of wearing this shirt: covering your ears at every chalkboard, flinching at the word squeak, and a cat who thinks she is now the teacher.
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Order by Dec 8 for the best chance of US Christmas delivery.
Printed to order by Printify
Your item is printed after you order by our production partner, Printify. Production can take up to 10 business days before it ships, and can be longer in busy seasons.
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Details & fabric
Bella+Canvas 3001.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
Fabric blends by color: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Tear-away label.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
Care
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
More care tips for T-shirts and stickers are in our FAQ.
EU product safety
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras