Cheeseus Detectus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 69 (the page that smells faintly of cheddar)
- Spell
- Cheeseus Detectus
- Difficulty
- Adept (She can hear a wrapper from two floors up)
- Casting time
- The exact second a cheese wrapper crinkles
- Mana required
- 1 cheese wrapper, 1 silent teleport, and the biggest eyes you have ever seen
You open the cheese as quietly as you can. You barely touch the wrapper. And our tiny wizard is already sitting at your feet, eyes enormous, as if she appeared out of thin air. She was asleep upstairs. She is not asleep anymore.
Cheeseus Detectus is a detection spell of uncanny precision. It works on cheddar, mozzarella and especially the expensive stuff. You'll share. You always share.
Stick her on your notebook so she can keep watch for snacks. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: opening cheese in total silence, a small shadow following you to the fridge, and sharing your snacks without being asked.
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