Chestus Sittus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 49 (the page with paw prints right in the center)
- Spell
- Chestus Sittus
- Difficulty
- Archmage (She weighs more when she's on your chest)
- Casting time
- The moment your alarm is about to go off
- Mana required
- 1 human chest, 4 heavy paws, and a very long, very close stare
You open your eyes. Something heavy is on your chest. And there she is: our tiny wizard, sitting right on top of you, staring directly into your face from about two inches away. She doesn't blink. She doesn't move. She's just there.
Chestus Sittus is an affection spell, mostly. She wants breakfast. She also wants you to know she loves you. She'll keep staring until you get up, which you will, because it's impossible to breathe.
Stick her on your laptop for a friendly stare all day long. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: waking up to tiny faces, feeling watched in your sleep, and a shocking fondness for being stared at.
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