Controllerus Sleepus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 35 (the page that is pressing every button at once)
- Spell
- Controllerus Sleepus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Moderate, she must find the warmest controller in the house)
- Casting time
- The exact moment you say "just one more level"
- Mana required
- 1 game controller, 1 fluffy belly, and a loading screen that never ends
You set the controller down for one second to grab a snack. When you come back, our tiny wizard is sprawled across it like a tiny blue throw pillow, toe beans resting on the buttons, eyes wide open, looking extremely pleased with her high score.
Controllerus Sleepus is a sleep spell that somehow keeps her awake and you paused forever. Her character is now running into a wall. She will not move. She has achieved the final boss of naps.
Stick her on your console or laptop as a player two who never gives the controller back. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: game sessions measured in naps, random button presses you didn't make, and losing to a cat who wasn't even playing.
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