Costumus Furiosus Wizard Cat Sticker
From the Forbidden Spellbook of Cat Crimes, Page 4 (the page with a tiny stomp mark)
- Spell
- Costumus Furiosus
- Difficulty
- Adept (Costume easy, mood impossible)
- Casting time
- The moment you say "aww, so cute"
- Mana required
- 1 green dinosaur costume, 1 pointy pink hat, and 0 forgiveness
You thought it would be adorable. You were right: the little green dinosaur suit is the cutest thing anyone has ever seen. There are tiny felt spikes. There is a tail. There is a pink wizard hat perched on top. And inside all of it is one grey kitten with folded paws and a glare so fierce it could curdle milk. Not a single mrrp. Only silence.
Scholars of costume history say no cat has ever, ever agreed to Costumus Furiosus. You will get the photo. You will get exactly one photo. Then the dinosaur will sit in the corner and plan its revenge, which will be thorough and involve your favorite shoes.
Stick the spell on your laptop, water bottle or notebook. It's a kiss-cut vinyl sticker in four sizes, from 2" to 6", printed to order for you by our production partner, Printify.
Side effects of using this sticker: taking 200 photos in four seconds, apologising to a tiny dinosaur, and the urge to buy just one more costume anyway. 🦖
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